The Handyman

Appa is the handyman of the house. When anything needs to be fixed we turn to him.

Today morning when I broke the glass plate in the microwave while attempting to clean it, I called up appa to give him the news.

"Is it broken into two pieces or many pieces?"
"Many pieces."
"Oh good. I do not have a job to do then."

I do not expect much sympathy but a little bit of it would not be amiss.